mcporno:

it’s ironic how middle school boys will make fun of the gay kid but then draw dicks on literally everything

aneatoblog:

When a game has “And you.” in the special thanks section of the credits.

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extendedburning:

godtxt:

please do not let ferguson die out like everything else big does. do not let this die out. do not let this continue on for three days and then everyone forget about it. do not let this happen.

queue this post up 3 days from now, a week from now, a month from now, a month from then. make sure even if you forget your blog will remember.

gnny:

are you ever looking at weird stuff on the internet and ur paranoid its going to end up on facebook somehow because facebook is connected to like everything

stoleyogirl:

when u cum and she still suckin

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dannyil:

mean krills 

dannyil:

mean krills 

urtube:

pointless-posts-and-fandoms:

ibelieveinthilbo:

the—fandom—has—claimed—me:

ropunzel:

brigwife:

borrowed-blue-box:

REALLY, AGAIN? THE FUCKING REBLOG BUTTON WASRIGHTTHEREJESUS CRUST

jesus crust


this post is a mess

That is a tortilla. Tortillas do not have crusts.





Hello police please arrest this post

urtube:

pointless-posts-and-fandoms:

ibelieveinthilbo:

the—fandom—has—claimed—me:

ropunzel:

brigwife:

borrowed-blue-box:

REALLY, AGAIN? THE FUCKING REBLOG BUTTON WAS
RIGHT
THERE
JESUS CRUST

jesus crust

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this post is a mess

That is a tortilla. Tortillas do not have crusts.

Hello police please arrest this post

clientsfromhell:

Client: “My modem won’t work anymore”

Me: “What lights do you see on it?”

Client: “None. No lights.”

Me: “Plug it in.”

Client: “It’s plugged in. But no lights.”

Me: “Have you been having problems with it lately?”

Client: “Yes, it used to heat up…”

Me: “That’s normal for—”

Client: “…so I put it in the freezer for a few hours.”

Me: “Ah.”

johannsebastianbitch:

You know whats fucking scary? The fact that I could literally change my life at any moment. I could stop talking to everyone that makes me unhappy. I could kiss whoever i want. I could shave my head or get on a plane or take my own life. Nothing is stopping me. The entire world is in my hands, and I have no idea what to do with it.

sergeantjerkbarnes:

can we please discuss what the fuck is wrong with pennsylvania

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guy:

*aggressively stabs at each individual letter when retyping password*

Wow It’s mom, but I’m sleepy 

malkiewicz:

Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.

versaceslut:

bussykiller:

neither of my parent’s are quiet when they masturbate so why should i be?

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